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HouseSense — housesense.jegerlars.dk · HouseSense i App Store · Artikler om opmåling og plantegning · Articles in English · Artikel auf Deutsch
▶ PERSONAL HOMEPAGE · EST. 1997 · RUNNING ON A 2026 ENGINE
Solo developer. I build apps nobody asked for — and end up making them good enough that people stick around anyway. This is my website, disguised as 1997.
Short version: I'm Lars — a Danish indie maker, model year 1985, still in production. I build finished products on my own: idea to App Store, database to pixel, backend to the little "swoosh" when a button is pressed. The whole way round.
Slightly longer: I'm fondest of the projects nobody ordered. A quit-smoking app that asks you to wait a bit. Clever words on your lock screen. Exercise for those of us who don't run. A SaaS for people who polish cars. What they have in common: they ought to exist, so I built them.
The honest version: I love removing things. Half the work is deleting what shouldn't be there — including an old WordPress that just went in the bin. This page is a small piece of evidence itself: it looks like it was made in Netscape, but it runs on the newest thing the browser has.
Scan boligen med LiDAR — målfast plantegning, 3D-model, solstudie og AI-indretning.
HouseSense — housesense.jegerlars.dk · HouseSense i App Store · Artikler om opmåling og plantegning · Articles in English · Artikel auf Deutsch
Kloge ord på låseskærmen.
Ryg lidt mindre.
Træning for os, der ikke løber — saml rigtige steder som badges.
You Can't Run — youcantrun.jegerlars.dk · You Can't Run i App Store
Diskret personlig alarm til iPhone — ét langt tryk på Handlingsknappen, så kommer der nogen. Under udvikling.
Telefonen holder øje. Ét tryk om morgenen, og familien ved at alt er godt. Under udvikling.
To telefoner, én samtykkeerklæring — privat, uden konto, og lettere at trække tilbage end at give. Under udvikling.
Telefonen på natbordet lytter til rummet — om morgenen ved du, hvad der vækkede dig. Ingen lyd gemmes. Under udvikling.
Din iPhone har et barometer. Aneroid logger lufttrykket og finder din egen sammenhæng med vejrskifte. Under udvikling.
Aneroid — aneroid.jegerlars.dk · Aneroid in English · Artikler om lufttryk og krop
Web · Laravel.
Best viewed in Netscape Navigator 2026 · 800×600 · with the sound turned up
© Lars · handmade, one line at a timeNice cards, champ.
One more round?
Windows
A fatal exception 0E has occurred at 1985:C0DECAFE. The current page will be… preserved anyway.
* Press any key to continue (nothing really happens).
* Or reboot your faith in the early internet.
Press any key to continue _
A completely harmless question.
Just press OK.
This shuts down the entire internet. For everyone. Everywhere. Are you absolutely sure?
You can close your browser now. 😌
…or restart it, if you already miss it.