💾 jegerlars.exe_

PERSONAL HOMEPAGE · EST. 1997 · RUNNING ON A 2026 ENGINE

I am
Lars

Solo developer. I build apps nobody asked for — and end up making them good enough that people stick around anyway. This is my website, disguised as 1997.

C:\> whoami
> a guy who'd rather build than talk_
▲ click here and type help
C:\>
001337 ← you are guest number
▼ See what I've built Who is Lars?
👤 about-lars.txt — Notepad_

Short version: I'm Lars — a Danish indie maker, model year 1985, still in production. I build finished products on my own: idea to App Store, database to pixel, backend to the little "swoosh" when a button is pressed. The whole way round.

Slightly longer: I'm fondest of the projects nobody ordered. A quit-smoking app that asks you to wait a bit. Clever words on your lock screen. Exercise for those of us who don't run. A SaaS for people who polish cars. What they have in common: they ought to exist, so I built them.

The honest version: I love removing things. Half the work is deleting what shouldn't be there — including an old WordPress that just went in the bin. This page is a small piece of evidence itself: it looks like it was made in Netscape, but it runs on the newest thing the browser has.

iOSApple Watch LaravelPHP SaaSsolo from A to Z

Projects.dir

🎨 doodles.exe — MS Paint (light)_

… + … = ?
loading the gallery …
📖 guestbook.exe — leave a greeting_
… + … = ?
loading the book …
📖 guestbook & webring_
🚧 UNDER ETERNAL CONSTRUCTION 🚧
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© Lars · handmade, one line at a time
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It is now safe to turn off your computer.

LARS 95
💾 jegerlars.exe — running just fine, thanks --:--